Pack a buck

Name: Pack a Buck

Sector: Applejack

Artifact code:P4CK-4-13UCK

Class: SAFE

Artifact:
"Pack-a-buck" Machine invented by Applejack that allows pony's hind legs to be upgraded to better versions of themselves.

The machine used an advanced mechanism that runs on magic to enhance the legs. The machine also puts elaborate engravings on them.

Machine Jingle
Friends, neighbors, mares, gentlecolts, if you're feelin' underpowered, I'll help you make amends. Stick your hind legs in the slot, and let it change your luck. ''Few things in life are guaranteed, but I promise this won't suck: Raise your hooves into the air and raise a war yell! There's lots of [EXPLENITIVE XSPONGED]'s out there you need to send to hell! With Pack-a-Buck, I have a hunch, your problems will be gone, but if you end up on the ground, sing a Equestrian Friendship song.

''Pack-a-Buck (Everybody)! Pack-a-Buck (Yee-haa)! Pack-a-Buck! Pack-a-Buck! Pack-a-Buck (Everybody)! Pack-a-Buck! Pack-a-Buck (YEE-HAA!!!) Pack-a-Buck (WAA-HOOOO)! ''